Grorg

Hi. Please come in and enjoy the site recently ranked the Internet’s 734th most useless destination. Since all awesome sites have a tagline, this site offers more than one for your enjoyment:

• grorg say relax
• rollin’ in my (HTML) 5.0
• thnik diffrent
• lame one form
• grorg knows this because Tyler knows this

This is the centre of the Grorg Empire. Here you’ll find such rarities as:

• The Grorg Blorg — just like everyone else’s blog but this one is 100% useless.

• Wuthering Heights — I decided to do a Hollywood reboot of Wuthering Heights, which is a book written thousands of years ago by some dead English woman.

• Dean’s 2010 retrospective — my favourite bits of 2010. (Previously 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005 and 2004)

• That Shit Cray — What’s 50 grand to a nerd like me? The lyric of the decade.

• Dean’s home page — a.k.a “The page of dino” where you get slightly more information than a 404.

• How to write an episode of Fringe — Poking fun at an enjoyable pseudo-science show.

• The quest for the ultimate milkshake — Travelling around the world looking for the best combination of milk and shake.

• The Grenadine Syrup Taste Challenge — In what is possibly a World first, a blind test to find the best Grenadine involving three bottles of syrup, two Grenadine addicts and one cat. Simply add water.

• The ultimate workout mix and my last.fm profile (now horribly out of date because I stopped running the client).

Wildcat… was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. Wildcat… Wildcat. Eli Cash

This site is a product of the Grorg Organisation: organisation with a capital O but, more importantly, a lowercase S. If you’re exceptionally bored here, you may peruse at your leisure:

Cuboidal: my more serious website.

We wish to thank the following for helping provide the Grorg experience:

• Music by Max Steiner
• Costume design by Edith Head
• Mentoring by Voldemort
• Opening titles by Saul Bass
• Offices provided by Underground Lair Inc
• Written, produced and directed by Dean Jackson

Tune in next week for our thrilling conclusion… same grorg time… same grorg channel.