Hi. Please come in and enjoy the site recently ranked the Internet’s 734th most useless destination. Since all awesome sites have a tagline, this site offers more than one for your enjoyment:
This is the centre of the Grorg Empire. Here you’ll find such rarities as:
The Grorg Blorg — just like everyone else’s blog but this one is 100% useless.
Wuthering Heights — I decided to do a Hollywood reboot of Wuthering Heights, which is a book written thousands of years ago by some dead English woman.
Dean’s 2010 retrospective — my favourite bits of 2010. (Previously 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005 and 2004)
That Shit Cray — What’s 50 grand to a nerd like me? The lyric of the decade.
Dean’s home page — a.k.a “The page of dino” where you get slightly more information than a 404.
How to write an episode of Fringe — Poking fun at an enjoyable pseudo-science show.
The quest for the ultimate milkshake — Travelling around the world looking for the best combination of milk and shake.
The Grenadine Syrup Taste Challenge — In what is possibly a World first, a blind test to find the best Grenadine involving three bottles of syrup, two Grenadine addicts and one cat. Simply add water.
The ultimate workout mix and my last.fm profile (now horribly out of date because I stopped running the client).
Wildcat… was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. Wildcat… Wildcat. Eli Cash
This site is a product of the Grorg Organisation: organisation with a capital O but, more importantly, a lowercase S. If you’re exceptionally bored here, you may peruse at your leisure:
Cuboidal: my more serious website.
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Tune in next week for our thrilling conclusion… same grorg time… same grorg channel.