grorg
Hi. Please come in and enjoy the site recently ranked the Internet’s 734th most useless destination. Since all awesome sites have a tagline, this site offers more than one for your enjoyment:
- grorg say relax
- rollin’ in my (Web) 5.0
- thnik diffrent
- lame one form
- grorg knows this because Tyler knows this
- we are so beta that our beta has a beta
This is the centre of the Grorg Empire. Here you’ll find such rarities as:
Dean’s 2007 retrospective – what was my favourite stuff from last year.
The quest for the ultimate milkshake – Travelling around the world looking for the best combination of milk and shake.
The Grenadine Syrup Taste Challenge – In what is possibly a World first, a blind test to find the best Grenadine involving three bottles of syrup, two Grenadine addicts and one cat. Simply add water.
Dean’s home page – a.k.a “The page of dino” where you get slightly more information than a 404.
There is also an RSS/Atom feed if you want to stalk.
The current soundtrack to the Grorg lifestyle includes
(other musical stuff around here is the ultimate workout mix and my last.fm profile.)
Wildcat… was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. Wildcat… Wildcat. Eli Cash
This site is a product of the Grorg Organistation: organisation with a capital O but, more importantly, a lowercase S. If you’re exceptionally bored here, you may peruse at your leisure:
Cuboidal: my more serious website with actual content and possibly some slightly useful information (gasp!).
We wish to thank the following for helping provide the Grorg experience:
- Music by Max Steiner
- Costume design by Edith Head
- Mentoring by Voldemort
- Opening titles by Saul Bass
- Offices provided by Underground Lair Inc
- Written, produced and directed by Dean Jackson
Tune in next week for our thrilling conclusion… same grorg time… same grorg channel.