Hi. Please come in and enjoy the site recently ranked the Internet’s 734th most useless destination. Since all awesome sites have a tagline, this site offers more than one for your enjoyment:
This is the centre of the Grorg Empire. Here you’ll find such rarities as:
The Grorg Blorg — just like everyone else’s blog but this one is 100% useless.
Wuthering Heights — I decided to do a Hollywood reboot of Wuthering Heights, which is a book written thousands of years ago by some dead English woman.
That Shit Cray — What’s 50 grand to a nerd like me? The lyric of the decade.
Dean’s home page — a.k.a “The page of dino” where you get slightly more information than a 404.
How to write an episode of Fringe — Poking fun at an enjoyable pseudo-science show.
The quest for the ultimate milkshake — Travelling around the world looking for the best combination of milk and shake.
The Grenadine Syrup Taste Challenge — In what is possibly a World first, a blind test to find the best Grenadine involving three bottles of syrup, two Grenadine addicts and one cat. Simply add water.
Wildcat… was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. Wildcat… Wildcat. Eli Cash
This site is a product of the Grorg Organisation: organisation with a capital O but, more importantly, a lowercase S. If you’re exceptionally bored here, you may peruse at your leisure:
Cuboidal: my more serious website.
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Tune in next week for our thrilling conclusion… same grorg time… same grorg channel.