Archive of July 2008
Fonzworth Bentley (featuring Kanye West and Andre 3000) - Everybody18 July 2008 - 19:50 | Tags: fonzworth, kanye, music, musicvideo
I’ve decided I want my tombstone to read “Dean Jackson. Rap singer. Chain blinger.”16 July 2008 - 13:28 | Tags: tombstone
Feist on Sesame Street singing 1234. Everyone should go out and buy four iPods and four chickens just back from the shore.15 July 2008 - 19:58 | Tags: tv, music, feist, apple
A chainsaw in untrained hands is a lethal weapon. Most injuries are deep gashes to the hands, knees, feet and head.
— Australian Government Worksafe Documentation
7 July 2008 - 15:18 | Tags: metric
If God had approved of the metric system, he’d have given us ten fingers.
OK I’ve discussed it with the missus and she reckons if I spend a grand on a power tool the marriage is over, so that’s the end of that then … it was a nice marriage while it lasted.
— The user Crawford on a woodworking forum. I was looking for advice on table saws.
I started throwin bass, she started throwin back mid-range. But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
— Biz Markie, Just A Friend
A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die.
— Franz Kafka (he would have been 125 on July 3)