Posts tagged with “film”

Movies from 2000-2009 that I consider piles of shit

I’m sure this list will grow as I think of more, although if it remains at one movie then this is definitely the right movie.

  • Gladiator
7 January 2010 - 06:44 | Tags:

Movies from 2000-2009 that I liked

In no particular order and definitely forgetting some:

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Stranger than Fiction
  • Donnie Darko
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • The Darjeeling Limited
  • There Will Be Blood
  • No Country For Old Men
  • Casino Royale
  • Almost Famous
  • In The Mood For Love
  • High Fidelity
  • Lord of the Rings trilogy
  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  • Le fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain
  • Lost in Translation
  • Hot Rod
  • Zoolander
  • Monsoon Wedding
  • Stardust
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • Eastern Promises
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Memento
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • Adaptation
  • Kill Bill V1
  • Enchanted
  • Michael Clayton
  • Team America: World Police
  • Zodiac
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Junebug
  • The Constant Gardener
  • Seabiscuit
  • Dancer In The Dark
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • Solaris
  • Pride and Prejudice
  • The Aviator
  • I Heart Huckabees
  • The entire Bourne series
  • Somersault
  • Look Both Ways
  • Lantana
  • About a boy
  • 8 femmes
  • Once
  • Master and Commander
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • The Hurt Locker
  • Zombieland
  • In The Loop
  • Avatar
  • Inglorious Basterds
  • Up
  • Unbreakable
6 January 2010 - 20:24 | Tags:
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He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks… Actually, I think he’s crying.

14 November 2009 - 09:45 | Tags: , ,

Couples Retreat

There’s a comma and an exclamation point missing from that title.

— The Onion AV Club’s description in their review of the movie.

14 November 2009 - 09:43 | Tags:

Oscar nominations

Current box office takings for the five films nominated for best picture:

  1. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - $104.3M
  2. Slumdog Millionaire - $44.7M
  3. Milk - $20.6M
  4. Frost/Nixon - $8.9M
  5. The Reader - $8M

That’s a combined total of $186M. In comparison, The Dark Knight passed that mark soon after its first 4 days.

The Oscars live in a strange world where they don’t represent popular movies (other than maybe Titanic) and they often don’t represent the types of intellectual movies that I find appealing (eg. Crash and Gladiator both won best picture, yet I hated them).

25 January 2009 - 05:58 | Tags: ,

The fights and chases were as unintelligible as most such sequences are nowadays, and the usual roaming-camera formulas were applied without much variety. Shoot lots of singles, track slowly in on everybody who’s speaking, spin a circle around characters now and then, and transition to a new scene with a quick airborne shot of a cityscape.

David Bordwell on The Dark Knight. I really liked the movie, but I did notice a lot of spinning and cityscapes.

7 September 2008 - 03:18 | Tags: , , ,

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

— Simone, from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

2 September 2008 - 15:28 | Tags: , , ,

Director Tony Kaye talks about how he was influenced by Stanley Kubrick.

8 August 2008 - 23:30 | Tags: , ,

When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.

— Surfing instructor in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

14 June 2008 - 20:01 | Tags: , , ,
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WALL.E with an impossible cube. I wonder if Pixar did this on purpose.

13 April 2008 - 20:38 | Tags: , , , ,