Posts tagged with “relationships”
12 September 2008 - 05:19 | Tags: relationships, tetris
I don’t ever let him win at Tetris. It’s nothing malicious, I promise - I’m just the best Tetris player ever. I can’t help it. Getting upset with me for winning at Tetris is like getting mad at Yao Ming for being really tall.
And he’ll never beat me at Tetris because the only person who could beat me at tetris is a clone of myself. And even then it’s iffy.
Grow up and accept your inferiority. I accept it. And I love you anyway.